January 2013 - Site News

Have sex with 200 different prostitutes

Run over an old person when fleeing from the cops

Artificially inseminate a cow with your bare hands

Get a sex change to hide after going on a killing spree

Have a sex tape of you with Popeye released to the public

Stick a bottle of Vodka up your ass and stand on your head

Try to fake your own death, accidentally set your face on fire and have to call the cops for help

Have sex with a very large rhino

Eat a full gallon sized bag of shrooms so the cops won't find it

Have a boring cubicle job then have a car crash and kill you

Take a huge dump on the Dr. who is checking your prostate

Jump out of a plane and have both your parachutes fail

Be trapped with the ghosts of the Alcatraz prisoners

Run out of ammo during the Zombie Apocalypse

Dig your own grave, be buried alive and left to choke/suffocate on the dirt on top of you